I am the father of Anna Nicole's Baby
I thought I had a clever idea. Wrong.
I am the father of Anna Nicole’s baby
I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
Update: More Pretenders:
To Cable News: I Am the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Child!
I am Anna Nicole Smith's baby's Father
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Oh, c'mon! Do it! Do it! You know ya wanna!
Besides --- it's all in the presentation. ;-)
And hey --- thanks for the link. heh
Posted by:Mark Steel | February 10, 2007 at 10:54 AM
At this point, taking a paternity test is like buying a lottery ticket. Maybe the Wisconsin Lottery should sponsor paternity tests with a kick back to the state for property tax relief. As they like to say, "Everybody wins."
Posted by:james wigderson | February 10, 2007 at 11:08 AM
It seems odd that so many men are running IN the door in a paternity matter.
Posted by:nonheroicvet | February 10, 2007 at 12:16 PM
But I AM the father. Just because there are counterfeit $100 bills doesn't mean there aren't real ones. Check with the sperm bank.
Posted by:WhoreChurch | February 10, 2007 at 03:51 PM
I am the father, and so is my wife.
Posted by: | February 13, 2007 at 12:46 PM