Super Bowl Ads for Ten Year Olds

Charles Barkley needs a brand new bag and Danica Patrick should not quit her day job.

I saw about three quarters of the Super Bowl which means I probably saw about three quarters of the ads. I believe it was the third Super Bowl I watched in the past fifteen years.

Come on, what gives? These ads were written by thirteen year olds for ten year olds. The humor was non-existent, the originality sucked and the weak and boring special effects were overshadowed by the horrible scripts.

If she wanted to, Betty White could single-handed put Doritos, Coke, Kia, Go Daddy and the rest of them out of business in less than one football season.

I hope the estate of Dr. Suess sues both Taco Bell and Barkley.

Comments

[R.J.]

Audi's "Green Police" was the only ad that lived up to Super Bowl standards.

[Paul]

R.J. We agree on something!

[Ty O'Mara]

Two people from opposite ends of the spectrum finally coming together in the spirit of unity and brotherhood. This could be the beginning of a new age. An age of tolerance and common sense. An age of global understanding and respect. An age of peace, harmony, and progress.

Or, it just could be a sign of the apocalypse.