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Joel McNally on Crime: UW-M and Milwaukee

A week ago Joel McNally wrote a column, Location is everything in raising fear of crime which appeared in The Capital Times and in Milwaukee's Shepherd-Express as Panic in University Streets.

McNally's point is that a 'crime wave' is relative.  In an area with little crime, a bump up may be show a high percentage increase, but numerically is small.

But city residents need to be aware that random crime can occur anywhere and pay attention to what is going on around them...

...The UWM shooting actually occurred at a time when crime was down overall in the university area. Robberies were down 23 percent from the previous year, and burglaries were down 24 percent.

McNally is right, the problems around UWM pale in comparison to problems on the South Side and west of the river on the North Side.

He is also correct in noting that around UWM, "most complaints are about noise and litter caused by partying college students." I would go a step further and admonish the students, including my daughter, to keep it down. As in Madison, Milwaukee should not use valuable police resources to attend to campus carousing when there are neighborhoods who would benefit from more neighborhood-based community patrols.

And again I concur with Joel when he writes, "One particular target of complaints -- large groups of students roving from party to party -- may actually contribute to safety in the university neighborhood."  Going back to Jane Jacobs, and the Death and Life of Great American Cities, we know that clusters of people tend to drive away crime.

You can never have too many eyes and ears, unless it is a mob.

Where I part with McNally, and perhaps, it is more a matter of emphasis, is when he reviews the statistics around the UWM campus and concludes, after noting that assaults in the area were up 67% from 2006, "The truth is the biggest concern of residents living in the university neighborhood is not major crime."

Since the fall, I have had weekly, and sometimes daily reports from my daughter about kids in the area being assaulted. The descriptions of the details lead me to conclude that these are not the brawls associated with bar fights. My guess, like most sudden and quick rises in crime, this is the result of a handful of perpetrators. If a few culprits are apprehended, it will end as suddenly as it began. It may be the result of a gangbangers figuring that student are an easy target or some sort of gang initiation.

In any case, the assaults provide two reasons for concern, though they pale by comparison, to shootouts in other parts of the city. First the attacks are random. Secondly, it does not help UWM. Just as the school is reasserting itself as a significant economic force in Milwaukee, parents should not have second thoughts about the safety of their children.

Update 11:33am: A comment below notes, "That UWM is spending half a million dollars more than it already does on campus security. Not enough to merit mention? The argument is that it needs to spend more? Or what?"

Sorry I was too subtle. As a parent I appreciate the additional expenditure on campus security. As a parent and a citizen, I do not believe it is a good or permanent solution. The 'or what' that is needed is to address the larger issue of crime in Milwaukee that is so prevalent in other neighborhoods.

Dominatrix, Cosmopolitan, and Dead Old Men

Dominatrix Acquitted in Bondage Death

A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack.Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismemberment...Michael Lord suffered a heart attack in .... a bondage session.

Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said. His remains have never been found.

Besides the death of Nelson Rockefeller * , all this reminds me of a Cosmopolitan article from the 1970's. Let me do my best to recreate it:

Ten Fabulous Pointers If You Have An Affair With a Married Man.

6.  If He Has a Heart Attack While Having Sex, Call An Ambulance: Don't hesitate to call the ambulance.  You will not be able to handle the matter yourself.  Some women try to dress their dead lovers and place him on the couch or even get him down to the street.  Have you ever tried dressing someone else, let alone a 200 pound corpse?  It just won't work and even if you can get his shorts, shirt, trousers, and jacket on, it will not look right. And you still havent fixed his tie.

Eventually law enforcement will figure it out. Then you have to confront the revelation that he died on top of you in an extra-martial affair, and that you are cold and heartless for failing to call the ambulance.

People will call you cold and selfish.

Call the ambulance.  Then all you will be called is a 'slut' and that doesn't hurt as much, in fact, it will probably bring you more suitors.

*Rockefeller details:

When he collapsed of a heart attack, Megan Marshak was pinned underneath him. She had to struggle to get out. He was naked. It was not known that he had a mistress. For these reasons, she was reluctant to call the ambulance. Instead, Megan Marshak called her girlfriend, who lived nearby.

The girlfriend walked over, arrived, saw the naked former Vice-President sprawled on the floor, and then she and Megan Marshak had a discussion about what to do about this.

Finally, fully one hour after Nelson Rockefeller had collapsed, the girlfriend called the ambulance. Megan Marshak did not make the call.

When the ambulance arrived, Nelson Rockefeller was still barely alive. However, he died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

Halloween VI

Time to revisit Halloween.  Well, there is not much progress since the post on November 13, 2005 Halloween IV-Only 50 more weekends until the next Madtown Halloween or the subsequent post, Halloween V- Nightmare on State Street.

We are down to 40 weekends until the festivities break out. Nothing has changed.  The consumption of alcohol at the private apartment parties has not abated.  It is the drinking of large quantities of alcohol, mostly  underage transgressions, that is the fundamental source of the problem. Until this year-round practice is abated, the flash point will occur every year.

Get the kids back in the bars where they belong. Either that, or force the underage violators to imbibe in speakeasies so quiet that the police can't find them.

There is always going to be illegal and underage drinking. Try to control the worst source of the problem: the over the top, too large, too dangerous, private parties.

Secondly, since there is this fixation on New Orleans' management of Mardi Gras, focus on how they prevent trouble, not how they deal with it after all hell breaks loose. New Orleans does not offer a challenge to every reveler that makes it to the Big Easy to participate in a tear gas laden, head splitting bacchanal at midnight.  New Orleans invites its guests, and asks them to stay within certain boundaries of civility, overlooking when prudent the overexposed breast or fallen-down-drunk.

Finally we arrive at Jim Hopson's commentary in Sunday's Wisconsin State Journal: Make the Bars Pay for Halloween .  The problems are many:

• It takes us down the road to creating one more special district, one more unit of government.  No.
• No matter where the line is drawn there will be one bar inside the district that does not benefit and one bar outside the district that benefits from Halloween.
• It ignores all of the other retailers who profit significantly from the event; true, they don't sell booze. but they also make significant profits from the Halloween gathering.
• Most importantly, it avoids the real problem:getting control of the event without having to muster a brigade of law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions decked out in riot gear. This can be managed rationally with proper planning. It was done in the past and it can be done in the future.

Move over Barbie, here comes Fulla

I guess the only question is what took so long?

Ann Coulter Gets it Wrong, Again

I did my usual review of the news and then, because so many of you rely on Waxingamerica for the latest on political commentators Borat and Ann Coulter, turned my search engine to them.

Sadly, nothing new on Borat.

Sadly, something new on Ann Coulter.

The wannabe gangsta Barbie went on a tear about FDR and Japanese internment camps. The context is unimportant:

"Note the following about the Japanese internment:

(1) The Supreme Court upheld the president's authority to intern the Japanese during wartime;

(2) That case, Korematsu v. United States, is still good law;

(3) There are no Japanese internment camps today. (Although the no-limit blackjack section at Caesar's Palace on a Saturday night comes pretty close.)"

Observations: just because over sixty years ago the Supreme Court said it was OK to have internment camps, doesn't make it right.

Oh, Ann, there is no such thing as no-limit blackjack. There is no-limit poker and there is high stakes blackjack, but Caesar's Palace and the rest of the casinos do not  offer 'no-limit blackjack.' If you want to be hip, get it right.  Very uncool.

And another thing - the subtle attempt at racist humor doesn't work either.   

Barbie A "Myth" -Who Forgot to Tell Ann Coulter?

Now word comes that the whole Barbie thing is a myth from the folks at Live Science.  According to British researchers, we do not have to worry about young girls emulating Barbie: Just before Christmas, however, a team of British researchers announced that many young girls mutilate and torture their Barbie dolls. According to University of Bath researcher Agnes Nairn, “the girls we spoke to see Barbie torture as a legitimate play activity….The types of mutilation are varied and creative, and range from removing the hair to decapitation, burning, breaking, and even microwaving.” The reason, Nairn said, was that girls saw Barbie as childish, an inanimate object instead of a treasured toy...

...Yet recent evidence, including the University of Bath study, suggests that the “Barbie ideal” may be a myth. Just because a girl plays with a Barbie doll does not mean she idolizes it or views it as a physical role model. Critics cite statistics such as that if Barbie were real, she couldn’t walk upright, or bear children...

...The claim that Barbie can cause eating disorders also rests on shaky assumptions. Anorexia nervosa and bulimia are serious diseases that cannot be “caught” from playing with dolls.

I guess Ann Coulter never got the memo.

Fifty Greatest Gadgets of the Past Fifty Years

The list is out of the The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years from PC World.  I guess to make the list it has to be electronic.

If we start with that assumption, obviously omitted works of genius are the battery driven toothbrush and the PC. Certainly the Zenith Space Command (the first TV remote control) needs to be elevated into the top ten.

Missing from their list are a bevy of kitchen devices.  Where would we be without our microwaves and coffee makers?  I know, the list is gadgets designed to entertain us.  College students are known to put tiny furry creatures in a microwave.  That's not entertainment?

And nowhere on the list do I see the technology that allows you to spy on your neighbors or someone half way across the globe, by either eavesdropping, or using a spy in the sky.

Sony Walkman TPS-L2 (1979)

Apple iPod (2001)

(Tie) ReplayTV RTV2001 and TiVo HDR110 (1999)

PalmPilot 1000 (1996)

Sony CDP-101 (1982)

Motorola StarTAC (1996)

Atari Video Computer System (1977)

M-Systems DiskOnKey (2000)

Regency TR-1 (1954)

Sony PlayStation 2 (2000)

Motorola Razr V3 (2004)

Motorola PageWriter (1996)

BlackBerry 850 Wireless Handheld (1998)

Phonemate Model 400 (1971)

Texas Instruments Speak & Spell (1978)

Texas Instruments SR-10 (1973)

Diamond Multimedia Rio PMP300 %281998)

Sony Handycam DCR-VX1000 (1995)

Handspring Treo 600 (2003)

Zenith Space Command (1956)

Hamilton Pulsar (1972)

Kodak Instamatic 100 (1963)

MITS Altair 8800 (1975)

Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 (1983)

Nintendo Game Boy (1989)

Commodore 64 (1982)

Apple Newton MessagePad (1994)

Sony Betamax (1975)

Sanyo SCP-5300 (2002)

iRobot Roomba Intelligent Floorvac (2002)

Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer (1999)

Franklin Rolodex Electronics REX PC Companion (1997)

Lego Mindstorms Robotics Invention System 10 (1998)

Motorola DynaTAC 8000X (1983)

Iomega Zip Drive (1995)

Magnavox Magnavision Model 8000 DiscoVision Videodisc Player (1978)

Milton Bradley Simon (1978)

Play, Inc Snappy Video Snapshot (1996)

Connectix QuickCam (1994)

BellSouth/IBM Simon Personal Communicator (1993)

Motorola Handie Talkie HT-220 Slimline (1969)

Polaroid Swinger (1965)

Sony Aibo ERS-110 (1999)

Sony Mavica MVC-FD5 (1997)

Learjet Stereo-8 (1965)

Timex/Sinclair 1000 (1982)

Sharp Wizard OZ-7000 (1989)

Jakks Pacific TV Games (2002)

Poqet PC Model PQ-0164 (1990)

From the 'Wish I had Thought of That Department"- Become a Pastafarian

But Is There Intelligent Spaghetti Out There?

The New York Times finally got one right (I think.). The above is a headline to a story covering the brilliant work of wannabee theologian Bobby Henderson. Henderson believes that there is an alternative intelligent design doctrine based on his findings that a Flying Spaghetti Monster is responsible for the development of life on Earth.  For those who are still suspicious of the New York Times, when it comes to sensitive matters, you can go to Henderson's own site:

http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

Sacha Baron Cohen Under Attack from Kazakhstan: Ann Coulter Speechless

Kazakhstan Pulls Plug on Borat: Situation Critical

The incendiary incidents in the ongoing free speech struggle between Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego, Borat, and the Kazahkstan government continue. Kazahkstan denied access to the "newsman's" website ending in .kz:

Kazakhs pull the plug on Borat's Web site

A government-appointed organization regulating Web sites that end in the .kz domain name for Kazakhstan confirmed on Tuesday it had suspended Cohen's site.

"We've done this so he can't badmouth Kazakhstan under the .kz domain name," Nurlan Isin, President of the Association of Kazakh IT Companies, told Reuters. "He can go and do whatever he wants at other domains."

When previously confronted by government authorities, Borat responded:

.... on the www.borat.kz site in character, saying: "I have no connection to Mr. Cohen and fully support my government's position to sue this Jew (Cohen)."

In typical vein, he went on: "Please, captain of industry, I invite you to come to Kazakhstan, where we have incredible natural resources, hard working labor and some of the cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia."

In another surprising development, despite the fact that this story is five hours old, there has been no comment from Ann Coulter, recently silenced by University of Connecticut students chanting, "You suck."

Another Sacha "Ali G" Baron Cohen Sighting: New York Magazine Joins Fray

This just In:

New York Magazine in it's weekly The Approval Matrix  places the Kazakhstani attack on Sacha Baron Cohen in the HIGHBROW/DESPICABLE category.  If I ever make it, I'm shooting for LOWBROW/BRILLIANT category.