Carolina Panther Cheerleaders Challenge Intelligent Design

So much to write about and so little time.

You saw the Headline: Cheerleaders Had Sex in Bar, Witnesses Say

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom. Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

OK, gang let's see if we can cross the great cultural divide and and figure out the real sin:

• They performed a homosexual act violating intelligent design
• Renee Thomas, only 20, and was illegally in the bar
• They violated the morals clause of their contract 
• They performed their lewd act in the ladies' room stall depriving all of the men a good view of a great fantasy, two cheerleaders having sex
• They performed their lewd act in the ladies' room stall depriving all of the women who had to pee, the use of a perfectly good stall

Your choice.

Comments

[Craig Wieber]

You missed one:

-While performing said act, they neglected to record the moment on video. Now there's a real tragedy...