Bush, Key Advisors Drop Acid. Townsend's Bad Trip on LSD

President George W. Bush and a handful of top advisers decided to drop acid over the weekend. Unfortunately when they all got the munchies and headed for the White House kitchen for Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia, Homeland Security Adviser Frances Fragis Townsend slipped out and manged to find her way to the Fox studios for a chat with Chris Wallace.

Caught up in the moment, the stifled bureaucrat casually announced, referring to bin Laden:

"This is a man on a run, from a cave, who's virtually impotent other than these tapes."

Drop some acid tonight and you too can forget Al Qaeda's presence in Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, and most of the Middle East. Not to mention India, Indonesia, and parts of Indo-China.

If the man is so impotent then why do we have to crush civil liberties in this country?

Comments

[Iggy]

I guess calling Bin Laden names is supposed to be a substitute for killing him.

[katiemae]

Paul...Come on..you ought to know there are no munchies with LSD. The decision to even eat would be monumental..not to mention what to eat and how...