Sex at University of Wisconsin Football Game: Easier to sneak in than out

We have some rules here at Waxing America.

Strive to increase reader hits, but never do so with tawdry sex or gossip that is demeaning to our readers or that undermines our purpose of bringing insightful political analysis to the readers, with one exception: sex associated with sporting events, such as, Carolina Panther Cheerleaders Challenge Intelligent Design.

The Mike Miller article from The Capital Times, Sex in Camp Randall stall nets disorderly conduct charges was too good to pass up. I was fully engrossed in this lurid tale of depravity and shame, having once engaged in a similar folly in my youth.

While the Badgers were scoring frequently in the second quarter of their victory over Washington State on Sept. 1, a young couple was scoring on their own in a stall in the women's restroom in the upper deck...

Let me warn all of you foolish enough to attempt this silliness of one thing.

...when she returned she reported she asked the couple to stop, but they didn't and told (UW Police Officer) Pehler the restroom was cleared and he could enter.

It is easier for a couple to sneak into a bathroom undetected than it is to sneak out. And in a similar instance at the Kohl Center:

...officers were about to interview them separately, Burke recalled, "and the guy says (to the girl), 'By the way, what is your name?' "

Obviously, I knew her name*---the woman who joined me, not the one was was arrested at Camp Randall or the Kohl Center. This occurred when I was single and the identity of the woman who conspired with me shall remain secret, since I am a gentleman.

*and unlike some of the more lurid adventures described in the news articles, my tryst occured in a private home, not a public place.

Comments

[grumps]

It is perfectly acceptable to build traffic with "uplifting" tawdry sexcapades, however.

[Jeff]

Another reason I always have and always will vote for Soglin.

[Matt B]

Hell, I witnessed a brief attempt at oral sex in the STANDS of the Kohl Center. It was a meaningless exhibition game and the arena was <1/2 full. Two kids in the top row of the third deck, with one of the support columns providing some cover.

They appeared to be teenagers, not UW students.

[Adult Dating Online]

officers were about to interview them separately, Burke recalled, "and the guy says (to the girl), 'By the way, what is your name?

[limo miami]

It was a meaningless exhibition game and the arena was <1/2 full. Two kids in the top row of the third deck, with one of the support columns providing some cover.