Big Savings, Twice the Performance of a Palin and Half the Cost

If you need a speaker for your next graduation ceremony, a motivational or inspirational address for your bar mitzvah, or officiating at your cousin's wedding, I am available.

Show me the speaker fees charged by any Palin and I will provide a speech without any references to abstinence, but witty and poignant stories about Bill Clinton, Mayors Dinkins, Maynard Jackson, Michael Blandic, and George Moscone at half their price.

In addition I make no demands for outrageous catering services. A few bagels and Crystal Light will do.  Fresh fruit would be a nice touch.