I asked Wisconsin's Jessica McBride, of McBride's Media Matters to do a guest column. Here it is:
The MSM dominated by gay, one-legged Puerto Rican women who believe in peace, continues to pick on George Bush. Just look at this article form the Buddhist controlled Los Angeles Times. (They ought to call it the Laos Angeles Times):
Bush, GOP Approval Ratings Find New Lows
You would think they had nothing better to do than provide a mouthpiece for Hollywood subversives when they could have gone with something more accurate like:
Bare Majority of Orange County Still Supports Bush
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Well, that's what you expect from people who don't own apartments. Then look at this lead which was probably written by a lesbian from Sarah Lawrence with the assistance of a nun or two. East Coast Journalism programs really should not be part of the United States, or at least, people who read should not be allowed to vote.
WASHINGTON -- President Bush's approval ratings hit a series of new lows in an AP-Ipsos poll that also shows Republicans surrendering their advantage on national security -- grim election-year news for a party struggling to stay in power.
We all know that the AP was behind the Waukesha elections last week and Ipsos, well that stands for International Pro Socialist Organization of Steelworkers, and you don't need ME to tell you what THAT means. Anyway the use of the word is grim is nothing more than a lie. In fact I can't even find it in my dictionary.
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Democratic leaders predicted they will seize control of one or both chambers of Congress in November. Republicans said they feared the worst unless the political landscape quickly changes.
Notice how they cleverly associate the word 'chamber' in a positive sentence with the word Democrat. The Chamber of Commerce is very Republican and the word belongs to us. A subtle form of propaganda designed to make the uniformed reader think that Democrats are pro-business.
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Just 36 percent of the public approves of Bush's job performance, his lowest-ever rating in AP-Ipsos polling. By contrast, the president's job approval rating was 47 percent among likely voters just before Election Day 2004 and a whopping 64 percent among registered voters in October 2002.
This is the kind of deception that really pisses me off (Did I say that?). They talk about voters who were registered in October 2002. That is a totally meaningless number. Many of those people are dead or don't speak English or lived in New Orleans. More important, over half of them come from left wing cities like Los Angeles, New York, Madison, Portland and Waukesha, so they shouldn't be counted to begin with.
Also note the clever use of the number 36 percent at the beginning of the sentence and the association with 'approves.' The nasty Spanish speaking editor could have just as easily said that 36% disapproved Bush's performance instead of 36% approve(s) his performance. Probably a Sandinista friend of Jim Rowen. You know his father wrote for the Washington Post? And for a really long time.
Another thing. If they didn't like that idea, they could have turned the numbers around so it read "63 percent of the public approves..."
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By comparison, Presidents Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan had public approval in the mid 60s at this stage of their second terms in office, while Dwight Eisenhower was close to 60 percent, according to Gallup polls. Richard Nixon, who was increasingly tangled up in the Watergate scandal, was in the high 20s in early 1974.
This is another slimy trick used by CNN, the BBC, CIA, CBS, PBS, and Reuters. See how they cleverly compared Bush to popular Presidents? They just as easily could have compared him to unpopular Presidents like Grover Cleveland when it was revealed he was the father of an illegitimate child.
And of course the Nixon analogy never holds up because he was a crook; that really stinks- a very, very unfair comparison.
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As bad as Bush's numbers may be, Congress' are worse.
This is reminiscent of some of the worst writing I see in some of my students, usually the ones from Madison West High School or relatives of Bill Christofferson. Do you see what they did? The news about Congress is worse than the Bush poll numbers and that is buried deep down in the story. There are more members of Congress, some of them are even Democrats, and they mention it below the fold!
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Just 30 percent of the public approves of the GOP-led Congress' job performance, and Republicans seem to be shouldering the blame.
I have come to expect this since former editors from Pravda, Izvestia and the Daily Cardinal now staff the Style section of the LA Times. They blame the Republicans, not the Democrats. Clearly Democrats share half the blame for the public's distain of Congress.
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"He's in over his head," said Diane Heller, 65, a Pleasant Valley, N.Y., real estate broker and independent voter.
Everything is wrong with that quote. First, notice they did not provide a statement of support for Bush. Secondly, Heller is from New York and we don't count their votes anyway. Thirdly, Heller is clearly a part of the peace movement, given that she admits to be an independent voter. Lastly, I have it on good authority from Ralph Ovadal that real estate brokers in Pleasant Valley sell to gays, Catholics, and vegetarians, and even sometimes, people who are all three.
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One of those advantages is a political map that is gerrymandered to put House incumbents in relatively safe districts, meaning Democrats have relatively few opportunities to pick up the 15 seats they need to gain control.
The most important element of the story is in the last paragraph. They wait until the end to acknowledge the power and importance of Tom DeLay's successful plan to make sure we keep control of Congress, even if we are the minority party. It is just like these descendents of radicals and subversives like Tom Paine, Benjamin Franklin, and Peter Zenger to put the good news at the end.
So there.
(Anyone know where I can get a good gardener, cheap? And I found a great place to get my nails done. Give me a call and I'll tell you their address. They only take cash. If you are lucky, you may run into Jim Sensenbrenner there.)
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